Maella (may-EL-uh, /meɪ.ˈlə/) emerges as a neologistic portmanteau that elegantly fuses the reverence of Maia—the Roman goddess of spring—with the affectionate diminutive –ella, endowing the name with both mythic gravitas and maternal intimacy. It also evokes the toponymic charm of the Aragonese municipality of Maella in northeastern Spain, thereby rooting the appellation in the rustic tapestry of Iberian culture. Phonetically, its iambic cadence and the interplay of liquid and vowel sounds confer a melodious quality reminiscent of a scholarly sonnet recited in a candlelit library. Though its occurrence in the United States is exceptionally sparse—fewer than ten newborns annually since 2017, with only five bearers in 2024—such rarity serves not as statistical reticence but as evidence of its botanical distinctiveness, a delicate bloom in the garden of contemporary nomenclature that symbolizes renewal, latent potential, and the enduring legacy of classical antiquity, all conveyed with a warm, academic rigor and a dash of dry statistical irony.