Patton strides onto the baby-name parade ground like a dhol beat at a Punjabi wedding—crisp, bold, and impossible to ignore. Sprouting from an Old English-Scottish nickname for Patrick, he inherits the “nobleman” meaning yet wraps it in the khaki swagger of World War II legend General George S. Patton, so everyone instantly pictures tanks rumbling under saffron sunsets. Add a dash of comedian Patton Oswalt’s quick wit and the Oscar-winning film’s cinematic flourish, and the name feels as layered as a well-spiced biryani. Pronounced PAT-uhn, it rolls off the tongue like piping-hot pakoras on a monsoon evening—short, savory, and satisfying. In the U.S. charts he hovers around the mid-800s, rather like a calm coconut vendor amid Mumbai’s Marina Drive rush: always present, never common, and all the more refreshing for it. For parents chasing a moniker that salutes courage yet grins with everyday charm, Patton is ready to march into the nursery, medals jingling, mischief in his eyes, and a storybook tucked under one arm.
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